Cluckers was almost assassinated. I won't go into the details, but his destruction was narrowly avoided. Looking back on his life, he realized he never posted his vacation pictures on the internet! Isn't life full of wonderful second chances?
The saturation point of whimsical chicken cartoon character explained:
Cluckers is an entity who is timeless, formless, and ultimately unknowable. Humans have attempted to rationalize his existence for centuries through folk tales, cave paintings, syndicated television shows, and embroidery.
In the Twenty-First century, Cluckers became a cult icon. His defiance of the status quo and popular culture manifested itself through the gross abandonment of celebrities and wonder diet purveyors.
This reprieve from insanity, sadly, would be short lived.
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